sebstanstears:

#what a fucking goober#old man knee slap#i’m surprised he didn’t grab the left boob
sebstanstears:

#what a fucking goober#old man knee slap#i’m surprised he didn’t grab the left boob

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via thehilariousblog)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via justrandomthingsthatmakeyousmile)

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

(via pineplapple)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via ridge)

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

image

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(via less-mortal)

blau-rosa:

Fabolous feat. Chris Brown - Ready

Fuck Tyler seguin tho