do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

chicagno:

accidentally saying ‘yaas’ instead of ‘yes’

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Anonymous asked:
What does mashallah mean?

hoodjab:

It means when you see me you say it.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

dulect:

"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"

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dynastylnoire:

vivalaevolucion:

One of my friends friends went missing a couple days ago. Please please PLEASE BOOST THIS POST.
The area code is 404 because his friends made the poster. Thanks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

dynastylnoire:

vivalaevolucion:

One of my friends friends went missing a couple days ago. Please please PLEASE BOOST THIS POST.

The area code is 404 because his friends made the poster. Thanks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

shout out to everyone that thinks I’m pretty. I agree with u

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help.