• me: ahh the cookies are delicious
  • me: I already ate 4 cookies now my stomach hurts what do I do with all these cookies
  • me: *eats all the cookies so I don't have to eat them anymore*
  • zustin:

    when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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    porndirector:

    When I get hit on

    beaumirchoffargentina:

    I ship them so hard.

    mulders:

    I’m about to have a grand fucking time